WELCOME!!!!!!!!

TO MY STUPID SITE.

THIS WEBSITE IS REALLY JUST FOR FUN. I AM ABSURD AND OH WELL! I LOVE MY WIFE & MY HUSBAND & MY GIRLFRIEND (im not gay though my husband is a woman)
yet another reminder to NOT FUCKING VIEW THIS SITE ON MOBILE. IT IS NOT MEANT FOR IT AND IT WILL LOOK LIKE SHIT!
every single thing i do is ironic, unless it's not
i'm like, ironically anorexic/bulimic in a fun sexy way so that might be a topic in my wittle blog thingy that i'll eventually revamp to match the new layout....
this is all inspired by my very cool mutuals that i failed to link on the previous version of this site but HERE THEY ARE! (in no particular order)